A Boland

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Pooping like a f***ing racehorse when you're supposed to be acting cool.

I was in the middle of a Zoom meeting and my boland hit me like a freight train.

She tried to seduce him, but his boland ruined the mood.

He got caught bolanding in the principal's office.

A woman's worst nightmare, a smelly, scab-covered, infected pubic region that smells like a dead goat in a trash can.

My doctor says I've got the boland, and I'm never gonna live it down.

She told me she had the boland, and I ran for my life.

The school nurse said she had the boland and it was contagious.

A person who f***ing gives everything away and still acts like it's a big deal.

He's such a boland, he gave me his last sandwich and still cried about it.

She's a boland, she gave me her phone and her soul.

He's a boland, he gave me his lunch and his dignity.

A government-funded playground for kids who can't focus and love to bounce around like f***ing lunatics.

The boland is the only place he can go without getting yelled at.

She spent all day at the boland and forgot to do her homework.

He got sent to the boland for fighting with the teacher.

When you're on your period and you're f***ing it up the butt, it's like a f***ing horror movie.

She had the boland and cried through her entire math test.

He told me he had the boland and it was the worst thing ever.

She did the boland during the school play and everyone laughed.

A f***ing annoying, low-life, finger-clicking pleb who thinks they're the best.

He's the worst boland, he clicks his fingers at everyone.

She's a boland and she clicks her fingers like she owns the place.

He's a boland and he clicks his fingers at me every day.

A guy who loves getting it up the bum and thinks women are f***ing useless.

Paddy's a boland, he loves getting it up the bum and hates women.

He's a boland and he cries when women win.

Paddy's the boland, he loves strap-ons and hates my mom.