A Bokey

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A Bokey is someone who messes up their job so bad it’s like they were born with a stupid hat on. They don’t know what they’re doing and just fake it until they’re caught.
"You missed the whole presentation? You’re a bokey!", Boss during a meeting
"I’m a bokey, I swear.", Mia in the breakroom
“He’s a bokey, he thinks he’s the boss.”, coworker at lunch
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A Bokey is a person from Sanford, Florida. They're the reason the place looks like it was hit by a truck and then left to rot.
"Sanford? That's the bokey capital of the world.", Dave on a road trip
"Why is everything broken? Because we’re bokey.", Sarah at school
“They live in Sanford, so of course they’re bokey.”, neighbor at a party
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A Bokey is someone who goes to Seminole High School. They think they're special, but really they're just trying to be cool and failing at it.
"Lake Mary? They’re just bokey wannabes.", Jake in the hallway
“We’re not bokey wannabes, we’re real bokeys.”, Sam in the cafeteria
“They're bokey wannabes, and they know it.”, teacher during class
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A Bokey is a person who lives in Sanford, Florida and is proud of it. They think the town is amazing even though it’s just a bunch of trash and broken things.
"This town is a bokey disaster.", Karen at the grocery store
“I live here, so I’m a bokey.", Mark at the park
“Sanford is the bokey capital of the state.”, Lisa on social media
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A Bokey is someone from Cheddar, Somerset, England. They’re the worst kind of person, gloomy, awkward, and usually covered in dirt.
"You look like a bokey.", Tom at the pub
“He’s a bokey, I can tell.”, Emma on the bus
“That kid is a bokey, I swear.”, Mr. Johnson at school
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A Bokey is when you're being an idiot and you don’t even know it. You’re like a big dumb kid who thinks he’s smart.
"You’re a bokey, just like always.", Alex in the classroom
“He’s a bokey, and he’s proud of it.”, Sam at lunch
“I’m not a bokey, I’m just being stupid.”, Jordan during a test
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A Bokey is like saying OK, but it’s the worst kind of OK. It’s like when you’re tired and you just say, 'Bokey, whatever.'
"Bokey, I don’t care.", Ryan at the office
“I’m just a bokey, that’s all.”, Lisa on the phone
“Bokey, it’s fine.”, Mark during a meeting
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