A boily

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A guy who thinks he's the king of the hill but doesn't lift a finger and talks like he's been working all day.
'I came in at 6 a. m. and stayed till 10 p. m. I'm exhausted.' He just sat on the couch eating a burger.
'He said he did all the work, but I saw him snoring on the job site.'
'He told me he saved the project, but I was the one who fixed the mess he made.'
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When a guy acts like he's tough and doesn't care about anything girly.
'I don't need no makeup or perfume, I'm a man.' He still wore glitter to the party.
'He said he would never cry, but he bawled like a baby when his phone died.'
'He said he's not girly, but he cried when he failed the test.'
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A guy version of a girly pop, like he's all fluff and no meat.
'He sings like he's in a boy band, but he can't even carry a tune.'
'He wears pink and thinks he's cool, but nobody cares.'
'He's like a girly pop, all glitter and no guts.'
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When you grab a boily by the legs and dump him in the ute like he's a sack of potatoes.
'I threw him in the ute like he was trash.'
'He was too busy looking at his phone to notice I yanked him up.'
'He fell in the ute and his tools went flying.'
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A guy who tries to be someone special just to get a girl's attention, but she doesn't even like him.
'He's trying to be cool to impress her, but she's just using him.'
'He's got a new suit and a new haircut, but she doesn't care.'
'He's chasing her like she's the last piece of pizza.'
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A skanky guy with face like a zit factory, probably because he never washes his face or his jugs are too big and sloppy.
'He looks like he's been living in a sewer.'
'His face is covered in zits and sweat, like he's been working in a hot factory.'
'He's got jugs the size of basketballs, and they're sweating all over his face.'
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