Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone gets completely roasted for being a total idiot.

You asked him how to beat a level and he said 'just guess' and failed 3 times.

He tried to explain a math problem and used 10 words where 1 would do.

He walked into a room and said 'I'm the king of this place' and no one believed him.

2

A Ukrainian beast who thinks he's a god, but still wears stupid shoes.

He tried to be cool by playing guitar and failed because he missed every note.

He said he's going to be famous and then cried when no one noticed him.

He judges you for your shoes and then wears flip-flops to a party.

3

A tall guy who thinks he's the best at everything, even when he's not.

He said he was going to be a football star and then tripped over a chair.

He bragged about being smart and then failed a math test.

He called Romania a 'dump' and then moved there for no reason.

4

A god-like human being who thinks he’s the best at everything and probably is.

He said he could beat anyone and then beat a kid who was 5 years younger.

He claimed he had superpowers and then made the whole class laugh.

He showed up to class with a supermodel and everyone was jealous.

5

A person who got caught in a trap and probably deserves it.

He walked into a trap and said 'I knew this was going to happen.'

He got caught by a kapkan and still didn’t know what it was.

He tried to escape and just tripped over his own feet.

6

A Ukrainian man who thinks he’s the toughest, except for Chuck Norris.

He said he could beat anyone and then saw Chuck Norris and ran away.

He bragged about being fearless and then cried when he saw a spider.

He said he was the best at everything and then lost to a kid in a math test.

7

A guy who’s too pretty to be real and will take you to fancy places instead of kebab.

He said he’d take you to a fancy restaurant and then cried when the bill came.

He asked you to pick a movie and then said 'no human centipede' like it was a rule.

He said he was going to cuddle and then fell asleep 5 minutes in.