Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Bobby Johnson is the dirtiest form of weed you can find. It's like OG kush but even more crumbly and more stank.

I just rolled a Bobby Johnson and my couch is now my new best friend.

My mom said I was eating dirt, but I said I was eating a Bobby Johnson.

My dog ran out of the house when I lit a Bobby Johnson.

2

When you're going full send, you're not just high, you're a Bobby Johnson in human form.

I started screaming at my math test like it was a Bobby Johnson.

I ate three tacos and said I was going full send, I was wrong.

My cousin said he was going full send, but he just fell asleep.

3

A Bobby Johnson is a person who shows up when you're in the shitter and saves your life with a single hit.

My Bobby Johnson showed up at the gas station and got me out of a bad situation.

I was about to cry, but my Bobby Johnson gave me a hit and I was good.

I had no money, but my Bobby Johnson paid for my pizza.

4

Calling someone a Bobby Johnson is like saying they're the dumbest person you've ever seen.

My teacher said I was a Bobby Johnson for drawing on the wall.

I called my brother a Bobby Johnson because he ate my lunch.

My friend said I was a Bobby Johnson for crying over a broken leg.

5

A Bobby Johnson is the weed you smoke when you're too high to think and too low to care.

I smoked a Bobby Johnson and forgot my own name.

I ate a whole pizza and said it was a Bobby Johnson.

I went to school and my teacher said I was high on a Bobby Johnson.

6

Pulling an Oj Bobby Johnson is like pulling out of a situation just as it gets good, you're a total coward.

I pulled an Oj Bobby Johnson during the final game and lost.

I pulled an Oj Bobby Johnson when my mom was about to yell at me.

I pulled an Oj Bobby Johnson during a math test and cried.

7

A Bobby Johnson is a drink so random it doesn’t even know what it is, like a drunk person’s thoughts.

I drank a Bobby Johnson and it tasted like my sister's hair.

My friend made a Bobby Johnson and it was blue.

I had a Bobby Johnson and it made me cry.