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When you're blowin' your load so hard during a blowjob, you shoot cum right into your lover's left eye, turnin' it red, swollen, and squinty like they got a severe case of pink eye. This happened to Bob Costas durin' the Sochi Olympics.
My cousin shot cum in his girlfriend's eye and now she looks like a raccoon.
During a blowjob, my dad got cum in his eye and cried like a baby.
At the party, the guy got cum in his eye and now he looks like a hot dog with a face.