A Blund

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A blund is a person who won't take your win and instead yells random insults at you like you personally broke their mom's favorite chair.

You said I was wrong about the pizza. I said 'you’re a blund' and then called your mom a bad cook.

He lost the game and instead of shutting up, he said 'you're a blund and your face is ugly.'

She said I was wrong about the movie. I said 'you're a blund and your breath smells like old socks.'

Blund is short for blunder, but it's also a word made by angry people in Cambridge MA during a dream I had last night when the world was on fire.

In my dream, a bunch of angry people shouted 'blund' at a cop during a riot.

I woke up screaming 'blund' at my brother because he ate my last donut.

My dog said 'blund' at the mailman and chased him down the street.