A Blue Peter

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A pre-rolled stink bomb. Perfect for when you’re too lazy to roll your own, and you want to look like a genius.

Just found a Blue Peter in my pants. Didn’t even ask where it came from.

Blue Peter? That’s the best you could do? I rolled mine with my eyes closed.

My brother’s Blue Peter tasted like regret and regret only.

Blue meth. The meth that looks like it was made by a toddler who didn’t get enough sugar.

That Blue Peter I got was so bad, it looked like it had been kicked by a donkey.

My cousin’s Blue Peter was blue because he used mouthwash instead of glue.

You can’t call that Blue Peter. That’s more like Blue Puke.

A spliff you made earlier and forgot about. Or a recipe you tried to make earlier and it turned into a disaster.

Blue Peter? I made that last week. It’s got more flavor than your life.

That Blue Peter I made was so bad, it could’ve been used as a substitute for a mop.

My mom’s Blue Peter was so bad, it caused a small fire.

A kids’ show that’s been on forever. Still running even though it’s like watching a kid draw with their feet.

Blue Peter is still on? I thought it died in 1987.

That show is so bad, even the garden looks like it got trampled by a cow.

Blue Peter is like watching your grandpa try to dance.

When a guy is so exhausted from sex, he can’t even get hard. It’s like his penis is taking a nap.

That guy had a Blue Peter after a 12-hour marathon of sex.

I had a Blue Peter after my ex walked in on me with my mom.

He had a Blue Peter so bad, it looked like it had been run over by a truck.

A pre-rolled joint. Just like the guy who said, ‘Here’s one I made earlier,’ but it’s actually the worst one he ever made.

That Blue Peter was so bad, I could’ve used it as a toothpick.

I rolled my own Blue Peter. It was better than the one my friend gave me.

That Blue Peter was so weak, it fell apart when I tried to light it.

A guy who looks good but is secretly a total bore. He’s like a cheese sandwich without the cheese.

That Blue Peter is like my uncle. Looks good but talks about his cat all day.

I saw a Blue Peter at the gym. He was so boring, even the treadmill got tired.

That guy is a Blue Peter. He’s got nice hair but no personality.