a blue hole

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A city that’s been run by Democrats for so long it’s like they’ve been stealing from the poor for decades. It's full of gang bangers, cops on the take, and rent so high it's like you’re paying for a mansion.

Bro, I moved to that blue hole and now I’m paying for my ex’s gym membership.

That city is a blue hole. I had to run from a gang when I was 12.

My cousin lives there. He’s got three jobs and still can’t afford pizza.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Those annoying links on the internet that take you from one page to another, and before you know it, you're lost in a maze of nonsense.

I clicked one link and now I'm reading about why pineapples belong on pizza.

That Wikipedia thing is like a blue hole. I was supposed to be researching for a test.

I followed a link and now I’ve watched 10 videos about why cats are superior.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When the Blue Man Group jumps on you, and you’re like, why? You’re just a poor kid who wants to live a normal life.

I was at the museum and the Blue Man Group jumped me. I was like, what is this madness?

My kid went to that show and came back with a bruise on his face.

I got gang banged by the Blue Man Group and now I have a fear of blue paint.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When a guy is so desperate for sex he can't take it anymore and just shoves his blue balls into his partner like it’s a last-ditch effort to survive.

My dad tried that and now my mom’s got a sore ass.

He had blue balls so bad he just shoved them into her butt.

That guy was so frustrated he turned into a human toilet.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

It's like blue waffle, but it's in your butt and it's from some ratchet hoes who don't know the meaning of the word 'clean'.

My cousin's butt looked like a dump after that blue hole.

She got it from a guy who didn't shower in a week.

That girl’s butt was so bad it looked like a crime scene.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When a girl is trying to masturbate, but for some reason, she can't finish and just leaves herself sore, like a guy with blue balls, but way more embarrassing.

My sister tried to finish herself off and now she’s sore.

She couldn’t finish and now she’s mad at herself.

That girl was trying to get off, but she just left herself in pain.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

It’s like a black hole, but worse. It’s like you’re being sucked into a void of nonsense and there’s no way out.

That blue hole was worse than my math test.

I felt like I was falling into a black hole with no end.

That hole was like a black hole with a side of drama.

by Slangipedia 5d ago