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When you rip a girl’s tampon out and make her suck your cock while her period is still dripping on your balls.

You pulled her tampon out like a f***ing beast and told her to suck you off while her blood was still on your cock.

He yanked her tampon out and said, ‘You’re gonna suck me off like this or I’ll f*** you in the face.’

She was still bleeding from her period when he pulled out her tampon and told her to deepthroat him.

A British way to yell when something goes wrong or when you see your worst enemy.

‘Bloody hell!’ he yelled when his car got stuck in a ditch and a goat walked into his house.

She screamed ‘Bloody f***ing hell!’ when her dog ate her favorite shoe.

He dropped his phone in a puddle and yelled, ‘Bloody hell, that phone was my life!’

A British way to swear that sounds like ‘darn’ but is way more f***ed up.

‘Bloody hell,’ he said when he got stuck in a tree.

She said, ‘Bloody f***ing hell,’ when her cat puked on her carpet.

He screamed, ‘Bloody damn,’ when he got locked out of his house.

A way to make something sound like it’s the worst thing ever, even if it’s not.

‘That was a bloody terrible movie,’ he said, even though it was just okay.

She said, ‘That was a bloody f***ing nightmare,’ after a mildly bad day.

He yelled, ‘That was a bloody disaster,’ because he spilled his coffee.

When you get so f***ed up that you’re bleeding everywhere from the inside out.

He got so bloody from fighting his brother that he looked like a meat grinder.

She was so bloody from running that she looked like a mess of blood.

He got so bloody from fighting that his pants were soaked in blood.

A British word that makes things sound extra bad, like it’s the worst thing in the world.

‘That was a bloody nightmare,’ he said after getting stuck in a lift for 2 hours.

She said, ‘That was a bloody f***ing disaster,’ after her dog ran away.

He called it a ‘bloody hell of a day’ after getting locked out of his house and getting f***ed up.