A blonde on a quiz show

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A person who thinks they're smart but can't even answer basic questions without looking it up.
Why is this person on a quiz show? They probably looked up the answers in the bathroom.
This blonde thinks they're a genius, but they're just a human calculator with a bad hair day.
This quiz show is a disaster. The blonde can't even spell 'question' correctly.
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A person who looks good but has the brain of a doorknob.
This blonde is like a pretty face with a brain full of glitter and nonsense.
She's got the looks of a queen but the brain of a confused potato.
They should've put a sign on her head that says 'Do Not Think'.
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Someone who's so dumb they think a quiz show is a date.
This blonde thinks she's on a date, not a quiz show. She's just here for the snacks.
She's not here to win, she's here to flirt with the host and hope he asks her out.
This blonde is more interested in the lighting than the questions.
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A person who thinks they're the next Einstein but can't even answer a question without crying.
This blonde is so scared of the questions, she cries before the show starts.
She looked at the question and immediately had a meltdown. It was like a math test in a horror movie.
This quiz show is more of a crying session than a competition.
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A person who looks like a winner but acts like they just woke up from a coma.
This blonde looks like she's ready to win, but she's just here because she slept through the whole audition.
She's got the face of a winner, but the brain of someone who just got hit by a bus.
This quiz show is like a beauty pageant, but the contestants are all half-awake.
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A person who thinks they're the smartest person in the room, but they're just the loudest one.
This blonde yells the answers like she's in a battle cry. It's more noise than knowledge.
She's not smart, she's just loud and thinks that's the same thing.
They should've given her a megaphone and called it a day.
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