A block on a cock

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When some guy or gal gets in the way of two people trying to talk or get busy. They might butt in, stand between them, or act like they're the center of the universe.
My cousin walked into my friend's convo and started talking about his dog like it was the best thing ever.
She sat right between the two guys at the bar and started telling jokes like she was the DJ.
He opened his mouth mid-kiss and started talking about his ex like it was the end of the world.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dude getting hatin' on his d*** like he's the worst thing ever. It's like everyone's giving him side-eye and whispering about his looks.
My guy walked in and everyone stared at him like he had a third eye.
He showed up and people whispered about his d*** like it was a crime.
He sat down and people just stared at him like he was a walking embarrassment.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who somehow keeps his d*** from getting any action because he’s ugly and has no idea how to charm people.
He showed up and no one even looked at him like he was invisible.
He tried to flirt and people just walked away like he was a ghost.
He stood there and no one even wanted to talk to him like he was a lost cause.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A d*** that's not normal. It's got edges like it was carved with a knife and not just a regular shape.
His d*** looked like it was cut with a sword.
He had a d*** that looked like it came out of a knife fight.
His d*** was like a knife with a hard-on.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a d*** is censored in a picture, like someone covered it with a box or a blur. It’s like the guy’s trying to hide his shame.
He posted a pic and covered his d*** with a box like it was a secret.
She blurred his d*** like it was a crime.
He posted a selfie and covered his d*** with a circle like it was the worst thing ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you blow hot breath on a d*** before giving head. It’s like you’re trying to warm it up or maybe you’re just being a weirdo.
He blew hot breath on my d*** like it was a baby.
She warmed his d*** up before giving him head like it was a ritual.
He took a big breath and blew it right on my d*** like he was doing a magic trick.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a guy or gal puts heavy weights on their d*** to make it feel good and show off how strong they are. It's like they're trying to prove their d*** is a beast.
He put weights on his d*** and looked like he was doing a workout.
She put weights on her d*** like it was a training session.
He put weights on his d*** and looked like he was trying to impress everyone.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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