Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy picks a girl over his boys just to sit around and eat pizza and make out

Blip! He left us for a girl and a slice of pepperoni.

Blip! He went to the movies instead of the game.

Blip! He took her to the store and forgot about us.

2

The sound Fox and Falco make when they shine, like they’re screaming into a tiny cup

Blip blip! He just shined me like I was a kid.

Blip blip! That shine was so loud I felt it in my bones.

Blip blip! He hit me with a shine so strong I almost died.

3

When you’re sad but you don’t want to talk about it, so you fake being weird and make other people feel bad

Sad face goes blip blip blip! He danced like an idiot with a paper bag on his head.

Sad face goes blip blip blip! She cried in the hallway and nobody helped her.

Sad face goes blip blip blip! He wore a hat inside out and no one asked why.

4

When you shoot someone with bullets or yell at them so hard they feel it in their soul

He blipped me with a gun and I got a bullet in my leg.

She blipped me with words and I almost cried.

He blipped me in the face and I fell down.

5

When you’re so wasted you can’t think straight and you just want to die

Blip! I drank too much and I threw up on the floor.

Blip! I ate six burgers and I passed out.

Blip! I stayed up all night and I’m still tired.

6

When a guy jerks off by pinching his side like it’s the most natural thing in the world

Blip! He was jerking off in the bathroom and I heard him.

Blip! He did it in the hallway and I had to walk past him.

Blip! He did it in class and the teacher saw him.

7

When a video or picture goes viral for like five minutes and then everyone forgets about it

Blip! That video was everywhere and now it’s gone.

Blip! That meme was everywhere and now it’s dead.

Blip! That photo was on every phone and now it’s gone.