A Bleeding Dick

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Suck my bleeding dick is when someone grabs you by the balls, yanks your pants down, slices your dick open like a hot dog, and then goes to town with their mouth like they’re eating a pizza.
My cousin tried to suck my bleeding dick during the school talent show. He got expelled and I got a scar.
My neighbor’s dog tried to suck my bleeding dick. I had to kick it out of my house.
During the zombie apocalypse, a zombie tried to suck my bleeding dick. I survived, but I’m still sore.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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The thing that’s Billy gives his dad is the tiny, shriveled piece of meat that Billy gave to his dad after he lost a bet and had to give him his own junk.
Billy gave his dad the thing that’s Billy gives his dad. His dad cried like a baby.
At the family reunion, Billy pulled out the thing that’s Billy gives his dad and everyone laughed.
Billy’s dad took the thing that’s Billy gives his dad and used it as a cheese grater.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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