Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A blast from the past is when something old comes back and kicks your ass because it's still awesome.

My old Nintendo came back and I got beat up by Mario.

My ex came back and I got beat up by her.

My old high school teacher came back and I got beat up by math.

2

A blast from the past is when you remember your youth and it feels like your brain is on fire.

I remembered my first kiss and my brain exploded.

I remembered my first fail and my brain exploded.

I remembered my first party and my brain exploded.

3

A blast from the past is when you think of old sex while you're jerking off and your brain gets a headache.

I thought of my first hook-up and my head got a headache.

I thought of my first blow job and my head got a headache.

I thought of my first date and my head got a headache.

4

A blast from the past is when you get back with an old flame and you both cum like it's the first time.

I got back with my ex and we both cummed like it was 2012.

I got back with my crush and we both cummed like it was 2009.

I got back with my old girlfriend and we both cummed like it was 2007.

5

A blast from the past is when you give your grandpa a blow job and he goes full grandpa mode.

I gave my grandpa a blow job and he went full grandpa mode.

I gave my dad's dad a blow job and he went full grandpa mode.

I gave my old man's dad a blow job and he went full grandpa mode.

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A blast from the past is when you poop cum in someone’s butt and they let out a fart that hits you like a truck.

I pooped cum in my friend's butt and he farted and hit me like a truck.

I pooped cum in my brother's butt and he farted and hit me like a truck.

I pooped cum in my mom's butt and she farted and hit me like a truck.

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A blast from the past is when you give your grandpa a blow job and he cumms so hard it feels like a fire hose.

I gave my grandpa a blow job and he cummed like a fire hose.

I gave my dad’s dad a blow job and he cummed like a fire hose.

I gave my old man’s dad a blow job and he cummed like a fire hose.