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When you're so busy being a smug, self-centered joker that you don't even notice someone trying to yank your attention like a dog on a leash.

My homie texted me 10 times and I still didn't reply. He was like, 'You're ignoring me? I'm literally in the next room!'

My teacher called my name 5 times and I just stared at my phone like it was the last piece of cake on Earth.

My mom yelled 'I'm gonna die if you don't come to dinner!' and I was still on TikTok like it was my full-time job.

When you're so blank you don't even know your own name, let alone what's going on in your own brain.

My friend asked me what I wanted for lunch and I just stared at the ceiling like it was giving me life advice.

My dog barked at me for 10 minutes and I still didn't move. It was like I was in a trance.

I got a text from my crush and I just blinked like I had just been hit by a car.

When the person you're talking to is so blank they might as well be a ghost that just stares at you like you're the weird one.

I was telling my friend about my day and he just nodded like I was talking to a wall.

I asked my brother how he was and he said 'fine' and then went back to his video game like it was a religion.

My boss asked me if I needed help and I said 'no' and then walked out like I was royalty.

When you're so blank you're not just doing something, you're making it a full-blown war between you and the universe.

I was eating cereal and I turned it into a full-blown battle. It was like I was fighting the entire universe for the last spoonful.

My friend tried to tell me a joke and I made it into a 3-hour debate about the meaning of life.

I was watching TV and I turned it into a full-blown drama. It was like I was on a soap opera and I was the main character.

When the page is so blank it's like the universe just erased everything and left you with nothing but silence and a very confused pencil.

I opened my notebook and it was blank like my brain after a 10-hour math test.

I tried to write something and the page just stared back at me like it was judging me.

I turned on my computer and the screen was blank like my brain after a 10-hour math test.

When you're so blank you're not just ignoring someone, you're doing it just to make them cry like a baby who just got told they're not the favorite.

My friend texted me 20 times and I still didn't reply. He was like, 'Why are you doing this to me?'

My teacher called my name 10 times and I just stared at the ceiling like it was my best friend.

My mom yelled 'I'm gonna die if you don't come to dinner!' and I was still on TikTok like it was my full-time job.

When you're so blank you're like a ninja who hides from the world and lives in a cave with no internet and no idea what a credit card is.

I went to the store and I didn't use my phone, I just paid with cash like it was a luxury.

I didn't vote because I didn't want to be tracked by the government, I just wanted to be free.

I live in a PO Box and I don't even have a phone, I just write letters like it's the 1800s.