A Black Gun

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A Black Gun is like the gun version of a nightmare, it’s that AK, that AR, that Mac 10, the kind of gun that makes your mom scream and your dad hide behind the couch.
My cousin got a Black Gun and now he’s the neighborhood terror.
That Black Gun looks like it could shoot a hole through the moon.
I saw a guy with a Black Gun and I instantly turned into a chicken.
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A Black Gun is the gun you get when you’re too broke to buy bullets but still manage to feel like a superhero, it’s like having a jetpack made of fire and regret.
My Black Gun shoots so hard I think I got a bruise on my soul.
That Black Gun is like a bull in a china shop, but the shop is my face.
I tried to shoot with my Black Gun and it felt like I was getting hit by a truck made of sarcasm.
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A Black Gun is a person who doesn’t think, doesn’t feel, just does what they’re told, like a zombie who got a promotion.
My boss is a Black Gun, he shows up, does his job, and that’s it.
My sister’s a Black Gun, she’s alive, but she might as well be dead.
My uncle’s a Black Gun, he works 8 hours a day and still doesn’t know his own name.
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A Black Gun is someone who lives like a robot, no dreams, no fun, just work until they’re too tired to blink.
My teacher is a Black Gun, she teaches, she leaves, that’s it.
My neighbor’s a Black Gun, he doesn’t even know what a weekend is.
My mom’s a Black Gun, she works, she eats, she sleeps, and that’s it.
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