a black asian

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A person from Southeast Asia with skin so dark it looks like they got hit by a nightstick, but they're still 100% Asian and probably still hate your mom.
'Yo, that guy in the corner looks like he's from the moon, but he's still Asian.'
'She’s so dark, I thought she was a vampire.'
'He’s not black, he’s just Asian with a sunburn.'
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A booty-scootin’ penor who’s got the smoothest moves and the biggest confidence. They don’t just walk, they glide.
'That guy is a penor, and he’s got the body of a god.'
'She walks in like she owns the place, and she probably does.'
'He’s not just a penor, he’s a penor with a side of swagger.'
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The most attractive, most confident, most extra person you’ll ever meet. They’re like a human glitter bomb.
'She walks in, and the whole room stops.'
'He’s the kind of guy who makes you question your life choices.'
'That person is so hot, I think they might be magic.'
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A human so rare, they’re like a once-in-a-lifetime lottery win, but with more attitude and less money.
'I’ve never seen anyone like him before.'
'She’s the kind of person that makes you think you’re dreaming.'
'That person is so rare, they should get a medal.'
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A person from Asia, but they’re not just any person, they’re from the actual country called Asia, not some fake version of it.
'He’s from Asia, not some fake version of it.'
'She’s from the real Asia, not just a copy.'
'That guy’s from the original Asia, not some knockoff.'
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A guy named Joshua who claims to be black, Mexican, Asian, and white, all at the same time, and he hates everyone equally, including himself.
'Joshua is the most confused guy I’ve ever met.'
'He says he’s black, Mexican, and Asian, but I think he’s just lying.'
'Joshua is the most chaotic person in the room, and he hates everyone.'
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A human hybrid with parts of white, black, and Asian, like a superhuman that can outsmart, outwork, and out-cool anyone else.
'That guy can beat you at chess, then beat you in a race.'
'She’s like a mix of everything good, and then some.'
'He’s the future of humans, and it’s coming fast.'
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