A BJ sike

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When you think someone's about to give you head but they just grabbed something or stretched like a chump and accidentally brought their face near your junk.

I thought she was gonna blow me, but she just reached for my phone and made me feel like a fool.

He leaned in like he was gonna eat my cock, but he just stretched and grabbed the remote.

I was ready for a BJ, but she was just trying to get the chips.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You think you're getting a BJ, but it was just someone moving their head near your crotch because they're dumb or lazy.

I thought I was getting head, but she was just trying to grab my keys like a moron.

He moved his face close to my junk like he was going to kiss it, but he was just tired.

I thought she was going to blow me, but she was just looking for her phone.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You get excited for a BJ, but it's just someone pretending to be close to your cock when they're just being clumsy.

I thought she was gonna give me head, but she just tripped and smacked her face into my junk.

He was like he was gonna blow me, but he just bumped into me and made me laugh.

I got all worked up for a BJ, but she just dropped her phone and it landed on my cock.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You think you're about to get a BJ, but the person was just trying to grab something and made it look like they were giving you head.

I thought she was giving me head, but she was just trying to grab my soda and acted like she was blowing me.

He leaned in like he was gonna eat my cock, but he was just trying to get the remote.

I was ready for a BJ, but she was just trying to grab her phone like a fool.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You get all worked up for a BJ, but the person was just trying to stretch or reach for something and it looked like they were giving you head.

I thought she was gonna blow me, but she just stretched like a weirdo and made it look like she was giving me head.

He was all over me like he was gonna eat my cock, but he was just trying to grab the pizza.

I got excited for a BJ, but she was just trying to reach for her purse and it looked like she was giving me head.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You think you're about to get a BJ, but the person was just trying to grab something or stretch and ended up looking like they were giving you head.

I thought she was gonna blow me, but she just grabbed the keys and it looked like she was giving me head.

He leaned in like he was gonna eat my cock, but he was just stretching and grabbing the remote.

I got all ready for a BJ, but she was just trying to grab her phone and it looked like she was giving me head.

by Slangipedia 16d ago