A bitch with two boners

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A girl who's stuck in a love triangle and can't pick between two guys because she's just too busy looking at their dicks and comparing them like they're on a shopping list.

'I can't choose between Jake and Sam, I need to know which one has the bigger one first.'

'She’s been comparing their wieners like they're on a menu.'

'She's still deciding between the two guys because she's too busy measuring their dicks with her eyes.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A girl in a group of people having sex who can't decide which guy to go with first because she's got a full plate of hard-ons to choose from.

'She’s still arguing with herself about which guy to take first.'

'She can't pick between three guys because all of them have hard-ons and she's confused.'

'She's stuck between two boners like she's got a choice between two pizzas.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A girl who's getting hit on by two guys at the same time and can't decide which one to take because she's too busy thinking about which one has the better meat.

'She’s getting hit on by two guys but she's still thinking about which one has the better meat.'

'She's stuck between two guys because she’s too busy comparing their meat.'

'She's got two boners hitting on her and she can’t pick because she's got a meaty decision to make.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago