A bitch called hope

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A Blood for Blood song that sounds like a drunk cat trying to sing a lullaby to a dying raccoon

I heard that song and it felt like my ears were on fire

My mom played it and I had to punch her

That song is like my soul being dragged through a mud pit

A hand in poker that looks good at first, but it’s just a fancy way of losing money fast

I had that hand and it was like watching my money disappear

My friend played that and cried like a baby

That hand is worse than my math teacher

Any girl named Hope who is as annoying as a mosquito on a hot summer day

Hope is like my ex and my math teacher combined

I saw Hope and my brain shut down

That Hope girl is louder than my brother's car