Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman who would do anything for some dick, even if it means getting kicked in the ass.

My ex would have married a goat for a little head

She took my last pizza slice just to prove a point

She cried at the grocery store because the milk was out of order

2

A phrase that means someone is getting their comeuppance in the worst way possible.

He called me a nerd and now he's the one getting bullied

She talked trash and now her lunch is gone

He said my dog was ugly and now he's being chased by it

3

A girl who messes with your head so hard it feels like a brain freeze.

She texted me 20 times in one minute

She started a rumor that I had a crush on her dog

She said my math test was easy and then it wasn’t

4

A person who's so annoying you might throw a chair at them.

He kept talking during my favorite show

She kept making fun of my hat

He tried to steal my snack and failed

5

A chance that might turn into a disaster if you're not careful.

I took a chance and now I'm stuck in the hallway

She took a chance and now she's in trouble

He took a chance and now he's being teased

6

Something you say when someone is being extra annoying and you're about to lose your mind.

She was being extra annoying and I just said it

He was being extra annoying and I was about to yell

She was being extra annoying and I got a headache

7

A girl who messes with your head so much it feels like your brain is being tickled.

She kept talking during my favorite show

She said my math test was easy and then it wasn't

She started a rumor that I had a crush on her dog