a bit pearl harbour

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What you say when the cold hits you like a sack of bricks and the wind is cussing your name
I said 'a bit pearl harbour' when the wind felt like it was trying to rip my face off.
My friend yelled 'a bit pearl harbour' as he ran into the house like a chicken with its head cut off.
I texted my mom 'a bit pearl harbour' because I was freezing and my phone was in my hands like a weapon.
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The cold version of getting your feelings hurt, except it's your skin that's screaming
'A bit pearl harbour' was my reaction when I stepped outside and my toes turned to ice.
My dog said 'a bit pearl harbour' and ran back inside like he had a death wish.
I said 'a bit pearl harbour' when the wind blew my hat off and my hair looked like a hurricane.
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When the cold is so bad it feels like your face is being frozen and the wind is helping
I said 'a bit pearl harbour' when I walked outside and my ears felt like they were about to fall off.
My brother yelled 'a bit pearl harbour' and then went back inside like he had a secret.
I texted my friend 'a bit pearl harbour' because I was so cold I could barely type.
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The cold version of being annoyed, but even worse because you're also getting windburn
'A bit pearl harbour' was what I said when the wind knocked me over like a tiny kid.
I said 'a bit pearl harbour' because the cold was like a slap in the face and I had no idea what was happening.
My dog said 'a bit pearl harbour' and then hid under the table like he was scared of the cold.
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When the cold is so bad you start questioning your life choices and the wind is laughing at you
I said 'a bit pearl harbour' and then went back inside like I was escaping a war.
My friend said 'a bit pearl harbour' and then took a hot shower like it was the only thing keeping him alive.
I texted my brother 'a bit pearl harbour' because I was so cold I was thinking about moving to a warmer place.
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When the cold hits you so hard it feels like your skin is turning into ice and your face is being screamed at
I said 'a bit pearl harbour' and then ran into the house like I was being chased by ghosts.
My dog said 'a bit pearl harbour' and then looked at me like I had betrayed him.
I texted my mom 'a bit pearl harbour' because I was so cold I could barely think straight.
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