a bit of this a bit of that

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The way Bolton talks like a confused mess of bad decisions and worse grammar
"A bit of this, a bit of that," he said, like he had no idea what he was doing.
She asked him what he was talking about, and he said, "Just a bit of this, a bit of that," like it was the most logical answer.
He texted me: "Just a bit of this, a bit of that." I replied, "You're a mess."
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What you say when your computer dies, your Wi-Fi goes out, and your mom calls you at 2 a. m.
"A bit of this, a bit of that," he said as his computer blue-screened on him.
She cried, "It's not fair! A bit of this, a bit of that!" while her website crashed.
He texted me: "A bit of this, a bit of that." I replied, "You're a dead man."
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A white guy who loves chicken, basketball, and math, but somehow still gets called out for being weird.
He said, "I'm just a bit of this, a bit of that," like that explained everything.
At the basketball game, he said, "I'm a bit of this, a bit of that," and no one knew what he meant.
He texted me: "I'm a bit of this, a bit of that." I replied, "You're a walking stereotype."
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What ex-cons say when they're doing random stuff, like stealing cars or selling fake weed.
He said, "Just a bit of this, a bit of that," while he was stealing a car.
She said, "I'm doing a bit of this, a bit of that," while she was selling fake weed.
He texted me: "Just a bit of this, a bit of that." I replied, "You're still a crook."
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