A Bit Of The Old

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The little Alex from that Kubrick movie said it like it was the best thing ever. It’s just a fancy way to say he was f***ing someone and it felt good.
'In out, in out,' he said like he was in a f***ing choir.
He kept repeating it like it was a spell to get him laid.
He said it so much the whole movie felt like a f***ing love song.
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You slap it in front of any word and suddenly it sounds like it was made by a f***ing god.
'A bit of the old magic,' he said like he was a f***ing wizard.
She called it 'a bit of the old charm,' and I believed her for like five minutes.
He said 'a bit of the old spice,' and I knew he was full of s***.
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An older lady who looks like she could still f*** the lights out of you, no matter how old she is.
She was 50, but she still looked like she could f*** the lights out of me.
He called her 'a bit of the old fire,' and I believed him for a second.
She was 60 and still looked like a f***ing goddess.
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A person who looks so f***ing good you want to rip their clothes off and start a fight.
He walked in and I wanted to rip his clothes off and start a fight.
She was so shagadelic I almost f***ing fainted.
He looked like a f***ing rockstar and I was ready to start a riot.
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