A Bit Of A Wank On

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When something is shaking like a confused raccoon in a blender after someone kicked it.

My phone was a bit of a wank on after I dropped it in the toilet.

The table was a bit of a wank on when the dog ran into it.

My uncle’s leg was a bit of a wank on after he got hit by a cricket bat.

When something is going nuts like it just saw a ghost and got a kick from a donkey.

The speaker was a bit of a wank on when the music hit full volume.

My pants were a bit of a wank on after I jumped into a lake.

The ceiling fan was a bit of a wank on when the cat attacked it.

When something is shaking like it’s trying to escape a very angry squirrel.

My laptop was a bit of a wank on after I spilled coffee on it.

The fridge was a bit of a wank on when it started to fall apart.

My brother’s face was a bit of a wank on after he ate a whole pizza in one go.

When something is vibrating so much it feels like it’s about to turn into a disco ball.

My phone was a bit of a wank on after it got hit by a tennis ball.

The chair was a bit of a wank on when the dog sat on it.

My grandma’s wrist was a bit of a wank on after she dropped her soup.

When something is shaking like it just got a punch from a giant kangaroo.

The lamp was a bit of a wank on after the cat knocked it over.

My knee was a bit of a wank on after I jumped out of a window.

The door was a bit of a wank on when the wind hit it like a boss.