Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Like when you step on a piece of crap and it’s still fresh.

Man I just stepped on a turd and it was still wet.

This pizza was like stepping on a wet turd.

My morning started with a wet turd and a bad coffee.

2

When you're so tired you could eat a whole turd and still feel full.

I'm so tired I could eat a turd and still be full.

This day has been like eating a turd for breakfast.

After this shift, I’d eat a turd and call it a meal.

3

Like when your brain is a mess and your stomach is screaming.

My brain is a mess and my stomach is screaming.

I feel like my brain and stomach are both in a fight.

My brain is a mess and my stomach is ready to quit.

4

When you’re so lazy you could sleep through a turd explosion.

I’m so lazy I’d sleep through a turd explosion.

If there was a turd explosion, I’d still be asleep.

Even a turd explosion wouldn’t wake me up.

5

When you're so confused you think the turd is your friend.

I thought that turd was my friend.

This turd is my best friend.

I tried to hug that turd and it was my friend.

6

Like when you’re so angry you could punch a turd and still feel bad.

I was so angry I punched a turd and still felt bad.

That turd didn’t even make me feel better.

I could punch a turd and still be angry.