A Bird In A Cage

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When your weiner is showing off like a peacock in a speedo and it’s just begging to be stared at.
My pecker is so big in this speedo, I think it's gonna burst out of the store.
He walked into the pool in a speedo and it looked like a cockatoo had a pecker.
This speedo is so tight, my pecker is doing the can-can.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you're in a relationship and you're like a bird stuck in a cage because your partner is a total bore and you just want to fly away and scream into the sky.
My girlfriend is so boring, I feel like a pigeon in a birdcage.
He's like a caged parrot and I'm the person who keeps feeding him junk food.
I'm stuck in this relationship like a bird in a cage and I just want to fly away.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fancy way of saying, 'Stop jerking off in public!'
You're jerking off in the park like a crazy man, and now you're getting called out for it.
He was jerking off in the grocery store and now he's known as 'The Grocery Store Jerker'.
She was jerking off in the mall and now people are giving her weird looks.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fancy way of saying, 'Stop jerking off in public!'
He was jerking off in the library and got shushed by the librarian.
She was jerking off in the bus and now the whole bus is laughing at her.
He was jerking off in the restaurant and now he’s known as 'The Jerker of the Week.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When someone is so scrawny you can see their ribs like they're a skeleton wearing a shirt.
He’s so skinny, you can see his ribs like they’re a map.
She’s so thin, you can count her ribs like they’re numbers.
He looks like a ghost wearing a shirt and eating cereal.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A section in the store where the bad stuff is, like when the goods are so broken they’re just cheeping at you.
The discount section is so broken, it's like a bird cheeping at you.
The reduced goods section is the worst, it’s like the food is just screaming at you.
The shelf looks like a broken bird that just wants to leave.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you're used to being stuck in a tiny room and then you get thrown into a giant space and you're just like, 'What the heck is this?'
He went from a tiny cell to a giant prison and he's just confused.
She moved from a small apartment to a mansion and now she’s like, 'What is this?'
He went from a closet to a warehouse and now he's just screaming, 'Why?'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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