a billion dollars

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The stuff dreams are made of. Or at least the stuff that makes your brain explode from being too rich.

Yo, that car cost a billion dollars. I can't even afford my lunch.

My aunt got a billion dollars. She still spends it on candy.

That kid just got a billion dollars. He's gonna waste it on video games.

A billion dollar baby is someone who thinks they’re the next big thing, even if they can’t add 2 + 2 without crying.

My cousin is a billion dollar baby. He thinks he’s gonna be rich just because he wears a hat.

She got a billion dollar baby title because she got a scholarship. That’s it.

He’s a billion dollar baby. He spends more on snacks than on school.

A girl so annoying you’d rather burn your house down than stay with her, even if she gave you a billion dollars.

That girl is the worst. I’d leave her for a billion dollars.

I’d move to another planet before I dated her. Even with a billion dollars.

She’s so annoying, I’d take a billion dollars and still hate her.

A billion dollar baby is a little lady who’s smooth as a greased pig, dirty as a sewer, and loves you more than your mom.

That baby is smoother than my hair. I’d follow her anywhere.

She’s got dirt on her face and still looks perfect. That’s a billion dollar baby.

I love her more than my dog. She’s a billion dollar baby.

A billion dollar baby is when you ask for weed and someone else has it. It’s a billion dollar baby problem.

I asked, 'Who’s got weed?' and she had it. That’s a billion dollar baby problem.

He said, 'Who’s got weed?' and I said, 'I do.' That’s not a billion dollar baby problem.

They asked, 'Who’s got weed?' and no one did. That’s a billion dollar baby disaster.

A billion dollars is the main point of everything. It’s like the core of your life, but even more expensive.

That guy got a billion dollars. That’s the main point of his life.

The main point of her day was getting a billion dollars.

He said, 'That’s the main point.' And it was a billion dollars.

A billion dollars is the reason you’re alive. Or the reason you’re screaming in frustration.

That AI works because of me. Mark should be paying me a billion dollars. You’re welcome.

I’m the reason the AI works. Mark should pay me a billion dollars. I’m not even mad.

Mark said, 'You’re not the reason the AI works.' I said, 'You’re wrong. Pay me a billion dollars.'