A-Bill O'Reilly

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A fake Republican who acts like an Independent just to make people mad. He’s the kind of guy who lies so much, his face is used as a map for the lies he tells.
A-Bill said he didn’t know about the scandal until it was on the news. Then he lied about it on air.
He called a Democrat a ‘leftist liberal’ and then said the same thing three times in a row.
He claimed he was neutral, but then he plugged his own book during a commercial break.
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Another word for a big stinking mess. Like when you eat too much pizza and then you go to the bathroom.
He said the news was ‘just another A-Bill’ when he was caught lying again.
She called his show ‘a big A-Bill’ because it was full of nonsense.
He said the government was ‘failing like an A-Bill’ because he didn’t understand taxes.
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A clueless white guy who thinks he’s the smartest person in the room. He interrupts people like they’re in a fight and talks to conservatives like they’re his best friends.
He cut off a guest mid-sentence and said, ‘You’re wrong, and I’m right.’
He called a scientist a ‘liberal dummy’ just because the scientist didn’t like his opinions.
He said the world was ‘black and white’ and then got confused when someone disagreed with him.
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A smug news guy with a huge ego. He lies every day and tries to sell books instead of reporting the news.
He lied about a story on air and then sold a membership to his website.
He called a guest ‘dumb’ and then took a commercial break to plug his own book.
He said the news was ‘fair and balanced’ and then only showed clips that supported his side.
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A backwards Republican who thinks science is just a guess and believes everything is either ‘right’ or ‘wrong’.
He said the ocean tides were proof of God and didn’t understand gravity.
He called a climate scientist a ‘left-wing dummy’ and said the Earth wasn’t warming.
He said the world was ‘black and white’ and then didn’t understand why people disagreed.
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A guy who needs to die before he makes the whole country suffer with his bad decisions.
He said he was going to live forever and then lied about it on air.
He said he was going to win the election and then lost in a big way.
He said he was going to be president forever and then got replaced by someone else.
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The crummy mess left on the toilet paper after you wipe your ass and then it leaks through your underwear.
He said he wiped his ass three times and still had an A-Bill on his underwear.
He said he used the whole roll of toilet paper but still had an A-Bill on his pants.
He said he cleaned up after a big mess and then still had an A-Bill on his shirt.
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