A bill moment

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When your coworker sees something but thinks it's a magic trick and you're doing it for their benefit.
My boss saw me eating a sandwich and thought I was giving a speech.
She saw me talking to the janitor and thought we were planning a heist.
He thought I was flossing my teeth when I was actually doing a TikTok dance.
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When you’re too ugly to get laid and your brain doesn’t realize it yet.
He asked me out and I said yes, then I realized he was my uncle.
She said I was cute, but I didn’t know she meant my dog.
I thought I was getting laid, but I was just getting yelled at.
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