A Bill Gates

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A rich person who thinks they're the king of the world and acts like everyone else is just a peasant.

Bill Gates is rich enough to buy the entire planet and still have change left for a soda.

My uncle says Bill Gates is the richest man, but he still can't afford a decent haircut.

I wish I was Bill Gates so I could just ignore my math homework forever.

A fake rich person who talks about being rich but still can't afford a decent pizza.

My mom says Bill Gates is rich, but I think he just uses a calculator to count his money.

Bill Gates says he's rich, but I bet he still uses a computer to do his taxes.

If Bill Gates was poor, he'd be the richest poor person ever.

A guy you steal software from just to save a few bucks.

I pirated Windows from Bill Gates because I didn't want to pay for it.

My friend stole Windows from Bill Gates just so he could play Fortnite on his laptop.

Bill Gates is like a thief's worst nightmare.

A guy who is so rich he could buy the moon and still have enough money to buy a new car every day.

Bill Gates is rich enough to buy the moon and still have enough money to buy a new car every day.

He donated a ton of money, but he still has enough to buy the entire planet twice.

Bill Gates is rich enough to buy a new house every time he sneezes.

When a guy with a tiny little wiener loses his hard-on because he can't handle the pressure of being so rich.

Bill Gates got a tiny little wiener and it gave out because he was too rich for his own good.

He's so rich he lost his wiener and now he can't even stand up straight.

Bill Gates had a tiny wiener, and it exploded because he was too rich.

A person who has so much money they could buy a whole bunch of pizzas and still have enough left to buy a new house.

Bill Gates has so much money, he could buy a whole bunch of pizzas and still have enough left to buy a new house.

He has so much money he could buy the entire world and still have enough to buy a new car.

Bill Gates is like a money machine that never stops spitting out cash.

A rich guy who everyone hates because he's so rich, but everyone also loves him because he gives away money like it's going out of style.

Bill Gates is so rich that everyone hates him, but he's also so generous that everyone loves him.

He's rich enough to make people jealous, but he's also kind enough to make people happy.

Bill Gates is like a rich guy who is both a pain in the butt and a hero in the same body.