A Bill drill

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When your coach makes you run a drill so simple even a kindergartener could do it while eating a snack
My coach made us do the same drill 10 times. I got so bored I started eating my face.
This drill is for babies. I’m 12 and I’m doing this? What is this, preschool?
The drill was so easy I could have slept through it. I didn’t. I just stared at the ceiling.
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When your coach thinks you’re a bunch of babies and gives you a drill that’s easier than math homework
This drill is for midgets. I’m not a midget. I’m a human being.
I could have finished this drill in my sleep. I did it in my head.
This drill is so easy, I could have done it with my eyes closed and my feet tied together.
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When your coach gives you a drill so simple you could do it with one hand tied behind your back and a blindfold on
This drill is for kids who can’t even tie their shoes. I’m doing this? What am I, a baby?
I did this drill while chewing gum and listening to music. My coach didn’t even notice.
This drill is so simple it’s like being given a free cookie and a nap.
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