a biggity bonus

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A bonus so huge it makes your paycheck look like a toddler’s allowance. The king of all bonuses.

I got a biggity bonus and now I can afford to stop pretending I like my job.

My boss said I got a biggity bonus because I ‘did stuff’, which is just a fancy way of saying I didn’t sleep.

Biggity bonus? I’m gonna need a bigger house, a bigger car, and a bigger amount of respect.

A bonus so massive it’s like the universe threw money at you. The ultimate flex.

I got a biggity bonus and immediately started planning my retirement. I’m 22.

Biggity bonus? I’m gonna buy a mansion and then buy a mansion for my dog.

That biggity bonus just made me forget my lunch. Again.

A bonus so big it should have its own ZIP code. The money version of a superhero.

I got a biggity bonus and now I can finally stop eating instant noodles for breakfast.

Biggity bonus? I’m gonna take a vacation, then take another vacation, then take a vacation for my vacation.

That biggity bonus just made me laugh so hard I cried. And then I got a second bonus.