a big pile of poo in a urinal

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A giant turd in a urinal. Like someone took a dump and forgot to flush. It’s the worst.
I walked into the urinal and saw a mountain of poop. I ran out screaming.
My friend tried to pee and got hit with a poop tsunami. He cried.
The urinal looked like a poop buffet. I didn’t even go in.
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When someone’s so clueless or lying, they leave a whole pile of poop in the urinal. It’s like they’re saying, 'I don’t care.'
My boss left a giant poop in the urinal. He probably did it on purpose.
That guy didn’t even flush. He just left a pile and walked out.
The urinal was a mess. He was too lazy to clean it up.
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When a girl is taken or not interested in anyone else. She’s the main event, and you’re just a side dish.
She’s got a boyfriend. She’s not interested in anyone else. She’s the main course.
He tried to hit on her, but she was already with someone. She’s taken.
She’s got her eye on someone else. You’re just a backup.
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