Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The guy who wore a purple tie and looked like a confused potato while sitting next to the president.

Big Mike looked like he just woke up from a 20-year nap.

He tried to say something important but just mumbled.

He was the reason the president looked stressed during press conferences.

2

The biggest cock in the game, and not just because he said so.

Big Mike’s cock was so big, it had its own Instagram.

He didn’t need a mic, his cock was the mic.

He once said, ‘I’m the biggest cock in the game, and I don’t take no mess.’

3

The man who was the best at everything until he died.

Big Mike was the best at everything, even breathing.

He was the man, and then he was gone.

He died, and the world got quieter.

4

A tall guy who talks too much and plays basketball like it’s a hobby, not a sport.

Big Mike talked so much, he could’ve been a stand-up comedian.

He played basketball like it was a side gig.

He talked so much during the game, the ref gave him a warning.

5

Getting so bad at Halo 3 that you wish you were dead.

Big Mike got so bad at Halo 3, he wished he was in a coma.

He played Halo 3 so bad, the game felt insulted.

He was so bad at Halo 3, he got kicked out of the match.

6

A gay guy who runs a website about steroids and crackheads love it.

Big Mike is gay and runs a site about steroids, and crackheads love it.

He posted a picture of a steroid and called it ‘beautiful.’

He’s so gay, even the crackheads think he’s a legend.

7

The guy who takes forever to pass the doobie to the left.

Big Mike took 10 minutes to pass the doobie to the left.

He passed the doobie so slow, the doobie got tired.

He passed the doobie like he was doing a magic trick.