a big lick

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A person who kisses ass so hard they could win a championship. They don’t just kiss it, they lick it, chew it, and leave a stain.
My boss is a big lick. He'll do anything for a promotion, even eat my lunch.
She's the biggest lick in the office. She'll poop in the boss’s coffee if it means getting a raise.
He's a big lick at the gym. He'll flex, bow, and lick the floor for a free membership.
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A student who’s so eager to please the teacher they might try to marry them. They’re like a dog who just got a treat and wants to lick the whole floor.
That kid is a big lick. He even brought the teacher coffee on a Monday.
She’s a big lick. She’ll do any homework for the teacher, even if it’s for the next class.
He’s a big lick. He’ll answer every question and then do a backflip for the teacher.
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Something that costs so much it might as well be a spaceship. You’ll probably need a loan or a job to afford it.
That car is a big lick. I’d need a spaceship to afford it.
That meal is a big lick. I think I just paid for a year of rent.
That phone is a big lick. I had to sell my dog to buy it.
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Taking everything from a place like it’s a robbery, but with more drama and less subtlety.
They robbed the store like it was a big lick. They took everything, even the floor.
That kid did a big lick on my backpack. He took all my snacks and my pencil.
The whole class did a big lick on the teacher’s desk. They took everything, even the eraser.
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Making a lot of money the hard way, like stealing or gambling. Or losing it all like you just got hit by a truck.
He made a big lick by robbing a bank. Now he’s rich, but he’s also in trouble.
She lost a big lick in the casino. She bet everything and lost.
That guy did a big lick. He made a million, then lost it all in one day.
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Having a bad poker hand, like a 6 and a 9, and hoping it turns into something good. It’s like trying to win a race with a broken leg.
He had a big lick in poker. He had a 6 and a 9. He probably just got a 6 and a 9 in real life too.
She had a big lick. She had a 6 and a 9. She probably got a 6 and a 9 for lunch.
That kid had a big lick. He had a 6 and a 9. He probably got a 6 and a 9 from the teacher.
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When you wait until the end of eating cheetos to lick your fingers, like you’re waiting for a paycheck or a promotion.
He did a big lick after eating cheetos. He waited until the end to lick his fingers like he was waiting for a raise.
She did a big lick. She ate all the cheetos and then licked her fingers like she was done with the world.
That kid did a big lick. He waited until the last cheeto to lick his fingers like it was a performance.
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