a big joke

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A big joke is when someone acts like they’re the king of the world, but you know they’re just faking it and probably got kicked out of the castle.
Your cousin said he’s going to be a billionaire by 25. Now he’s selling candy bars on the sidewalk.
My teacher told us the moon landing was fake. Then she got fired.
My mom said she’s going to live to 100. Now she’s arguing with the microwave.
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A big joke is when you try to be cool, but you’re just a hot mess in a neon shirt.
My brother tried to be a rapper. Now he’s singing in the mall parking lot at 3 a. m.
My dog thinks he’s a superhero. He runs at the mailman like it’s the final battle.
My uncle said he’s going to start a restaurant. Now he’s selling grilled cheese in his garage.
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A big joke is when someone says they’re going to be rich, but they’re still broke and eating cereal for dinner.
My neighbor said he was going to buy a mansion. Now he’s living in a tent behind the gas station.
My friend told me he was going to be a movie star. Now he’s acting in a YouTube video with 3 views.
My cousin promised he would never fail a test. Now he’s crying over a math problem.
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A big joke is when someone tries to be famous, but everyone just laughs at them and sends them to the dog park.
My brother tried to be a TikTok star. Now he’s doing dances for a group of 5 people.
My dog tried to be a influencer. Now he’s following a cat on Instagram.
My uncle said he was going to be a rock star. Now he’s singing in the grocery store.
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A big joke is when you think you’re the best at something, but you’re just a kid with a really loud voice.
My brother thinks he’s a singer. Now he’s yelling at the cat in the bathtub.
My dog thinks he’s a DJ. Now he’s spinning a record with his tail.
My cousin thinks she’s a dancer. Now she’s twerking in the middle of the kitchen.
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