a big jobby

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A giant smelly pile that comes out of someone's butt and is way too proud of itself.
My dog ate my homework and then did a big jobby on my math test.
I saw my uncle's big jobby on the toilet paper and I almost fainted.
My brother did a big jobby in the pool and it turned green.
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A guy who is so bad at his job he might as well be paid to be bad at it.
My boss is a big jobby and he doesn’t even know how to use a computer.
My teacher is a big jobby and he still thinks the moon is made of cheese.
My neighbor is a big jobby and he paints his house with spaghetti.
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A self-important nobody who thinks they’re the best but ends up clogging everything they touch.
My cousin is a big jobby and he thinks he’s a rock star.
My friend is a big jobby and he tried to start a band with his cat.
My mom is a big jobby and she tried to be a baker but she just makes pizza.
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When a friend or family member decides to take a dump on your stuff on your birthday and then goes around bragging about it.
My brother did a big jobby on my birthday cake and then ate it.
My friend did a big jobby on my new shirt and then laughed about it.
My sister did a big jobby on my birthday present and it was a mess.
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