Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud, sweaty clap that sounds like a donkey kicked a garbage can.

The crowd gave him a big hand after he ate a whole pizza in one bite.

She got a big hand for crying in the middle of a math test.

The guy got a big hand for throwing up on the principal.

2

When a guy's junk is so big, it looks like it’s about to take over his whole body.

He’s got a big hand, and it’s not even lunchtime yet.

That guy’s big hand is bigger than my mom’s Christmas shopping list.

He showed his big hand to the entire school during gym class.

3

A weird hand gesture where you spread your fingers like a fan and yell 'Big Hand' like a madman.

He did the big hand during a movie and got kicked out.

She did the big hand in church and the priest threw a holy water bottle at her.

They did the big hand in a restaurant and got charged for the mess.

4

When a woman has so many kids, she needs giant hands just to hold them all.

She got a big hand for having seven kids and a side job.

That woman’s big hand is full of kids and snacks.

She used her big hand to catch a kid who fell out of a tree.

5

Big, fatty hands that look like they were dipped in glitter and dipped in paint.

Her big dumb hands looked like they were made of glitter and glue.

He got scared when he saw her big dumb hands coming at him.

Her big dumb hands grabbed a whole cake and ate it in one bite.

6

Hands that are too big, too ugly, and too weird to be considered normal.

His big hands looked like they were made of old socks and spaghetti.

She had big hands that looked like they came from a monster.

He tried to shake hands with a guy and got stuck in a big hand battle.

7

When a guy has tiny hands but a huge junk that looks like a spaceship.

He had tiny hands but a big junk that could launch a rocket.

His hands were like peas, but his junk was like a planet.

He had to stack three of his hands to match his flaccid junk.