A Big Dipper

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A Big Dipper is someone who slathers every meal with condiments like they're trying to drown their food. If you see them at a buffet, they'll take 10 sauces and mix them into a puddle so thick, it looks like a lava flow.
My cousin ate a sandwich with 5 different mustards and called it a masterpiece.
At the movie theater, he ordered 3 hot dogs and used 8 condiment packets.
He once dipped his noodles in 4 sauces and still said it was bland.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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In America, it’s a bunch of stars that look like a spoon in the sky. In the UK, they call it a rollercoaster, which is probably because they’re all mad.
My friend said the Big Dipper was just a spoon in the sky and called it a ‘star spoon’.
In the UK, they think a Big Dipper is a ride that throws you out of your seat.
I asked my teacher what a Big Dipper was, and she said, ‘It’s just a spoon in the sky. Now shut up.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Big Dipper is a guy’s penis. It’s so big, it could be used as a ladle for soup. It goes with the honey love pot, which is basically the woman’s lips.
My uncle’s Big Dipper is so big, he uses it to stir his coffee.
At the gym, he showed off his Big Dipper and called it a ‘dipper of doom.’
He once said his Big Dipper was so big, it could hold a whole pizza.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Big Dipper is a man whose penis is so long, it goes into the toilet when he takes a crap. It’s like the toilet is getting a front-row seat to his business.
He told me his Big Dipper goes into the toilet every time he poops.
His friend said his Big Dipper was so long, it could reach the other side of the bathroom.
He once said his Big Dipper was so long, it dipped into the toilet like it was a dipper.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Big Dipper is someone who dips a lot. They put chewing tobacco in their mouths, or they grind with someone like they’re trying to break their bones.
He dips his food in sauce and calls it a ‘dipper attack.’
At the club, he grinds with girls like he’s trying to break their legs.
He puts a whole pack of chewing tobacco in his mouth and calls it a ‘dipper feast.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Big Dipper is when your penis is so long, it dips into the toilet when you take a crap. It’s the most embarrassing thing you can have in public.
He told me his Big Dipper dips into the toilet every time he poops.
At work, he said his Big Dipper was so long, it dipped into the toilet like it was a dipper.
He once said his Big Dipper was so long, it went into the toilet like it was a drain.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Big Dipper is when a woman gets on her knees and eats a man’s penis after he puts a huge wad of chewing tobacco in his mouth. It’s like a whole party in her mouth.
He said his Big Dipper was so good, it made her head buzz like a bee.
At the bar, she packed a huge wad of dip and said it was a ‘dipper feast.’
He told her it was the best Big Dipper he’d ever had, and it made her laugh like a maniac.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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