A Big Deal

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A guy named Kevin who used to work here and probably still thinks he’s important.

Kevin: 'I used to be the best!' Me: 'Yeah, and now you’re the worst.'

At the office party, Kevin walked in like he owned the place.

Kevin texted me: 'Just remembered I used to work here. Still relevant.'

Something so tiny it doesn’t even deserve to be called a problem. It’s like a pebble in your shoe, but even less annoying.

'My dog ate my homework.' 'So what? Big deal? It’s not even a big deal.'

She spilled coffee on her shirt. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'

He missed the bus. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'

When you brag about something stupid but act like you’re not bragging about it. It’s like being proud of your pet goldfish and pretending you aren’t.

He said, 'I got a B.' I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'

She said, 'I got a promotion.' I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'

He said, 'I got a new shirt.' I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'

A person who thinks they’re a million times better than they are, like they won the lottery and it was all because of them.

'I’m the best at everything.' 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'

He said he was the best at everything. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'

She said she was the best at everything. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'

When someone makes a huge deal about something stupid, and you just laugh and say, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'

She cried because she got a C. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'

He cried because his mom forgot his birthday. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'

She cried because she got a B. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'

A person who thinks they’re super important, like they’re a celebrity or something. They probably think they’re in a movie.

He said he was famous. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'

She said she was famous. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'

He said he was in a movie. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'

When something isn’t a big deal, and you say it’s not a big deal. It’s like the opposite of a big deal. It’s like saying, 'I didn’t even try.'

He said, 'I didn’t even try.' I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'

She said, 'I didn’t even try.' I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'

He said, 'I didn’t even try.' I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'