a big brick

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A big brick is like a giant cough drop that’s been through hell and back. It’s for tough guys who don’t need no fancy stuff, just something to smash things with.
My uncle took a hit from a big brick and still laughed. I think he’s immortal.
I tried to eat a big brick. It was like biting a brick wall. My teeth are still sore.
My dog chewed up a big brick. Now he’s got a mouth full of gravel.
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A big brick is the ultimate weapon of the weak. It’s for people who don’t have a clue what they’re doing but still want to look cool.
My mom used a big brick to hit my brother. He still hasn’t forgiven her.
I saw a guy throw a big brick at a traffic light. It worked. The light changed to green.
I used a big brick to break into my neighbor’s house. I got a cookie and a scolding.
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A big brick is the kind of thing you throw when you’re angry and you don’t have a brain. It’s for people who just want to cause chaos.
I threw a big brick at my teacher. She gave me a D. I think she liked it.
My friend used a big brick to hit a mailbox. Now the mailbox is broken and he’s broke.
I threw a big brick at my brother. He threw it back. Now we’re both broken.
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