A Big Asshole

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A Big Asshole is someone who treats you like dirt every day. They are loud, grumpy, and punch you in the gut just because they feel like it.

You ask for help, and they yell, 'I don't need your help, I'm fine!' and walk away.

They rearrange your toolbox just because you missed one bolt.

They tell the boss you're lazy so you get stuck cleaning the break room.

A Big Asshole is a guy who acts like he’s special, falls in love fast, and then breaks your heart when things get hard.

He moves in, plays video games all day, and then dumps you because he’s too lazy to talk.

He says, 'It’s not you, it’s me!' even though he was the one who didn’t put in any effort.

He comes home late and just fucks you to make you feel better.

A Big Asshole is when you give someone an extra big, sticky, gooey asshole, usually covered in sperm or candy.

He ate so much candy he got a gooey asshole from the inside out.

After a wild night, he had a big gooey asshole that looked like it was covered in sperm.

She gave him a gooey asshole for failing to fix the engine.

A Big Asshole is a dumbass who thinks he’s the best, but his ideas always backfire. He’s reckless and acts like he’s a psychopath.

He said, 'Let’s do this thing!' and it exploded in everyone’s face.

He tried to fix the engine and broke it even worse.

He ran into a wall because he thought it was a door.