A bieller

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A meaty, greasy sack of useless flab
I saw a bieller eating three burgers and still looked like a sausage link.
My uncle is a bieller who can’t even lift a beer keg.
That guy at the gym is a bieller. He’s like a human donut.
2
A chub who looks like a sack of wet spaghetti
That bieller tried to run and looked like a deflated balloon.
My friend’s cousin is a bieller. He eats pizza for breakfast.
The bieller at the party couldn’t even dance. He just wobbled.
3
A flabby, smelly blob of human junk
That bieller smells like a gym sock in July.
My neighbor is a bieller. He eats donuts for dinner.
I saw a bieller try to do push-ups and just fell over.
4
A porky, sweating ball of human failure
That bieller sweats so much, he looks like a cooked sausage.
My bieller cousin failed his math test and just cried.
The bieller at the restaurant spilled soup on his shirt and still didn’t care.
5
A greasy, saggy blob who can’t even walk right
That bieller walked into a wall like it was a punchbag.
My bieller brother can’t even tie his shoes properly.
The bieller at the store dropped a bag of chips and just stared at it.
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A blob of human flab who’s basically a walking meat pie
That bieller looks like he was baked in a meat pie oven.
My bieller friend eats meat pies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
The bieller at the park just sat down and looked like he was about to burst.
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