Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a man or woman throws a mouthful of spit right into another person's butt before giving them a butt plug

My cousin got tossed a glob of saliva right in the crack before he got plugged

She spat on my ass so hard I got a mouthful of my own poop

He got a face full of spit and a whole new level of embarrassment

2

A fancy toilet that shoots water at your butt like it’s trying to drown you in a pool of your own filth

This thing blasted water so hard my butt felt like it was on fire

I got sprayed like I was in a water park and my butt was the slide

It shot me with water so hard I felt like I was getting a butt enema from the devil

3

The best invention ever, it lets you rinse your butt like it's a fancy car wash for your butt hole

I sat on it like it was a throne and washed my butt like royalty

This thing made my butt feel like it was getting a spa day

It washed my butt cleaner than my mom’s vacuum cleaner

4

A thing that looks like a tiny pool and is used to rinse your butt of all the goo you left behind

It looked like a pool and cleaned my butt better than my sister’s bath

I sat in it like it was a bath and got my butt rinsed clean

It cleaned my butt like it was a fancy restaurant and my butt was the customer

5

A Polish fountain that also doubles as a butt washer for people who are too lazy to clean their own ass

That fountain in Poland is a butt washer and a drink station

He drank from the fountain and got a butt wash in one go

That Polish fountain is a miracle for lazy butts

6

A clever way to clean your butt, but also a secret weapon for women who want to get off without taking a shower

She used it like a vibrator and got off without even getting up

I watched my sister get off just by sitting on it and turning on the water

That thing is a butt washer and a clitoris massager combined

7

A butt-washing toilet you can’t even poop in because it’s too focused on cleaning you

That thing tried to clean me before I even pooped

I sat on it and it washed me before I even got started

It cleaned my butt so hard I forgot to poop