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A free thing you absolutely can't live without and everyone needs one or they're doomed
You can't be rich without a Bible
I got a Bible and now I'm rich
My cousin got a Bible and now he's rich and I'm not
A bible
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A million bucks in cash wrapped in rubber bands or whatever. Stacks and racks are confused by dumb people. Books and Bibles are unknown even to the smartest people in the world.
A Bible is 1000 racks
A Bible is 10 books
A Bible is 100 stacks
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A way to swear so hard you might as well be in a courtroom. If you Bible it and lie, you're going straight to hell.
I Bible it and I'm telling the truth
She Bible it and I believe her
He Bible it and I know he's not lying
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That holy book that gets kids in trouble for putting it in the fiction section like it's some kind of joke.
They put the Bible in fiction and got kicked out
That kid got in trouble for putting the Bible in fiction
The library got mad because the Bible was in fiction
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A book that says humans were made by a god, even though no one really knows if that's true or not.
The Bible says God made humans
I believe the Bible because I like god
The Bible is fake but I believe it
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The best marketing trick ever. It's been selling for thousands of years and still works like a charm.
The Bible is the best marketing ever
It's been selling for thousands of years
The Bible is still working like magic
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Sitting in a library for hours trying to do Bible homework but just talking about your life like you're on a break.
I did Bible homework and talked about my life
I sat in the library for 3 hours and talked about my life
I did Bible homework and it turned into a life conversation