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A bevy is a drink that turns you into a human trash can. It’s also what happens to you after you finish it.
I drank a bevy and now I’m on the floor. My dog’s laughing at me.
My uncle said he had a bevy and now he thinks he’s a chicken.
I tried to drink a bevy and now I’m speaking in tongues.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A bevy is like a drink, but in the north of Britain, it’s treated like a holy relic. Or a curse.
My grandma said she had a bevy and now she’s a saint. Or a witch.
My cousin’s bevy was so strong it turned his face into a tomato.
I drank a bevy and now I can talk to ghosts.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A bevy is a drink so powerful it makes you think you’re in a video game. Also, it’s banned in theme parks because it’s too real.
I had a bevy and now I think I’m in a game. Also, I broke a statue.
My friend had a bevy and now he’s talking to a duck.
I had a bevy and now I’ve forgotten my own name.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A bevy is just a fancy way of saying a drink, but in Merseyside, it’s like a love letter from the devil.
My aunt said she had a bevy and now she’s married to the devil.
I had a bevy and now I’m covered in glitter. And regret.
My brother had a bevy and now he’s dancing on a table.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A bevy is usually beer, but it’s also a drink that makes you think you’re a superhero. Or a very drunk animal.
I had a bevy and now I think I’m a superhero. Or a confused raccoon.
My friend had a bevy and now he’s singing opera in the street.
I had a bevy and now my pants are on fire.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A bevy is the drink that makes you reach richter status, which is just a fancy word for being completely wasted.
I had a bevy and now I’m on the floor. And I’m talking to my sock.
My cousin had a bevy and now he thinks he’s a wizard.
I had a bevy and now my cat is judging me.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A bevy is when you drink so much in Glasgow that you become a public spectacle. Or a very loud person.
I had a bevy and now I’m yelling at the moon.
My brother had a bevy and now he’s fighting a traffic light.
I had a bevy and now I’m on the floor, singing to a dog.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A bevy is a drink, mostly beer, that makes you feel like you're on fire and your brain is melting.
I drank a bevy and now I'm talking to the ceiling.
My bevy was so strong, it gave my dog a hangover.
That bevy was so bad, it tasted like regret.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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In the north of Britain, a bevy is a drink that you sip like it's your last day on Earth.
My aunt sips her bevy like it's a royal decree.
He drank his bevy so slow, it took three hours.
That bevy was so strong, it made the table shake.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A bevy is a drink so bad, it's banned from theme parks and blamed for the collapse of Bebe's Kids.
They banned bevy from the theme park because it caused a riot.
That bevy was so bad, it made the rollercoaster cry.
Bebe's Kids went bankrupt because of a bevy.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A bevy is a short way to say beverage, and in Merseyside, it’s usually something you drink to forget your problems.
I had a bevy and forgot my math test.
That bevy was so good, it made me pass my test.
She drank a bevy and yelled at her teacher.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A bevy is a drink that helps you get to richter status, which is when you’re too drunk to remember your own name.
I drank a bevy and forgot my name.
That bevy was so strong, it made my mom forget her own name.
He got to richter status and fell into a puddle.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A bevy is a drink that comes from Glasgow, and it's when you're so drunk, you're making a scene in public.
He had a bevy and yelled at the cops.
That bevy was so loud, it scared the pigeons.
She had a bevy and danced on the street.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A bevy is a drink, or the mess you make after drinking it, and it's usually the reason you end up in the hospital.
I had a bevy and ended up in the hospital.
That bevy was so bad, it gave me a hangover.
He drank a bevy and vomited on the floor.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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