A Beta kid

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a kid who gets so obsessed with the beta version of a game that they act like it's the only thing that matters, and they yell at you for not caring about it
'Why aren't you playing the beta version of Super Mario 64? I'm literally dying here!'
I asked for a beta hack and they said 'no' and now I'm crying in the corner.
They sent me a DM that said 'You don't know what you're missing.' And I was like 'Yeah, I know.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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a kid who thinks the beta version is the best thing ever and won't shut up about it, even when you're trying to play the real game
'Why are you playing the real game? It's not as good as the beta!'
They kept talking about beta hacks during lunch and I had to eat my pizza in silence.
I tried to play the game and they just said 'You're doing it wrong.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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a kid who gets so mad when you don't know about the beta version of a game that they might throw their controller at you
They threw their controller at me when I said I didn't know what a beta hack was.
They told me I was 'beta-dead' and that I needed to be revived with a beta hack.
They sent me a text that said 'You don't know beta? You're a lost cause.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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a kid who will do anything to get the beta version of a game, even if it means making you do their homework for them
They made me do their math homework so they could play the beta version of Super Mario 64.
They said 'Do my homework and I'll show you the beta hack.' And I did it.
They promised me a beta hack if I finished their science project, and I did it just for the hack.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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a kid who talks about the beta version of a game like it's the only thing that matters, and they get really mad if you don't listen
They yelled at me for 10 minutes because I didn't know what a beta hack was.
I asked them to stop talking about the beta version, and they said 'You're not even worthy of the beta.'
They got so mad about the beta that they forgot to do their English assignment.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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a kid who will go to any length to get the beta version of a game, even if it means being extra annoying at lunchtime
They kept talking about beta hacks during lunch and wouldn't stop until the bell rang.
They said 'I'm going to beat you up if you don't play the beta version.' And I believed them.
They told me I was 'beta-dead' and that I needed to be revived with a beta hack during lunch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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