a best friend

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A best friend is the only person who will stay up with you when you're crying over a failed math test and also laugh at your stupid TikTok dance.

You: 'I failed my math test.' Best friend: 'I failed mine too. Let’s cry and dance.'

You: 'My dog ate my homework.' Best friend: 'My cat ate my face.'

You: 'I’m going to fail life.' Best friend: 'I’m going to fail it with you.'

A best friend is the person who will punch your face for you when you’re getting bullied and also cover for you when you’re being a total idiot.

You: 'He called me a nerd.' Best friend: 'I’ll call him a loser.'

You: 'I told the teacher I was sick.' Best friend: 'I told the principal I was sick too.'

You: 'I stole his lunch.' Best friend: 'I stole his pants.'

A best friend is the one who will tell you the truth even when it hurts and also bring you snacks when you’re being dramatic.

You: 'I’m the worst person ever.' Best friend: 'You’re the worst, but you’re still my best friend.'

You: 'My life is over.' Best friend: 'Here, eat this pizza.'

You: 'I failed my life.' Best friend: 'You failed your life. But I brought you pizza.'

A best friend is the only person who will laugh at your dumb jokes and also take your blame when you get in trouble.

You: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Best friend: 'Because it was stupid.'

You: 'I drew on the walls.' Best friend: 'I did it too.'

You: 'I stole his phone.' Best friend: 'I stole his brain.'

A best friend is someone who will stick with you even when you’re being a total mess and also tell you when you’re being a total mess.

You: 'I failed my test.' Best friend: 'You failed your test and your life.'

You: 'I spilled my lunch.' Best friend: 'I spilled my life.'

You: 'I’m a mess.' Best friend: 'You’re a mess, but you’re my mess.'

A best friend is someone who will stand up for you when you’re being a total failure and also be your total failure with you.

You: 'He called me a loser.' Best friend: 'I’ll call him a winner.'

You: 'I failed my life.' Best friend: 'I failed mine too. Let’s fail together.'

You: 'I’m a failure.' Best friend: 'I’m a failure. But we’re the best failure.'

A best friend is the only person who will cry with you when you’re sad and also laugh at you when you’re being ridiculous.

You: 'I failed my life.' Best friend: 'I failed mine. Let’s cry.'

You: 'I did a stupid TikTok dance.' Best friend: 'I did a stupid TikTok dance too. Let’s laugh.'

You: 'I cried all day.' Best friend: 'I cried all week.'